Features Crapola Web Translator of web pages according to specified vernacular.

Contains converter of English texts to various comic dialects.

Contains web page loads and user selected disasters including Martian invasion and more.

Gives out random paragraphs in Noam Chomsky linguist style.

Bad word list filter with dictionary and swear word translator.

Features mangles of web pages into something different.

Displays translator of the webs into skinhead, pimp, smurf, aussie, cockney and redneck.

Contains extermination of all rational thoughts.

Provides translations of normal texts to Ebonics.