Time for Halloween already? Yep, that’s what the calendar says. It’s so hard to believe that we’re standing on the threshold of spooky parties laced with grape Jell-o shots, pretzels dressed as bats and sandwich spread intricately formed to look like brains. Ah yes, what a time for celebration.

So do you have a party to go to this year? You do? Great! What are you wearing? You know you have to have the best costume of all this year, because you will not be humiliated when the party’s judging committee (consisting of five heavily intoxicated revelers) laughs at the ghost costume you’ve tried to pass off for the last four years straight.

Sound stressful? Aww, don’t worry; that’s where we come in. Here, some of the top costumes available this season. No excuses, now. Make this your best year yet.

Want something funny? Maybe the Baby in a High Chair schtick would do the trick. Or perhaps the Chick Magnet (for a guy, of course) which is a gigantic horseshoe-shaped “magnet” with little rubber ducks attached to the ends.

A gamblin’ man might love the Slot Machine, whereas an outdoorsman might fancy the Outhouse. Also available are the Body Bag, Barrel of Monkeys, Pocket Knife, Statue, Royal Flush, Cockroach and more. Get ‘em while the pickins are good.

Feeling hungry? Well then dress up as food! Everything from Burger King to Wheaties, Peeps to Pez Dispensers, Frankenberry to Count Chocula, and Beer Kegs to Martinis are all on the menu to help curb the munchies (or at least hide your ever-expanding gut after you’re ravaged the snack table).

Want to dress as part of a couple with your honey this year? The old stand-by Salt and Pepper Shakers and Ketchup and Mustard Squirters are still good bets, but more creative options like a Brick Layer (man) and Brick House (woman) are way more fun. You can also find Super Beer Guy and Super Beer Girl, a crazy (albeit funny) twist on your traditional super heroes. Perhaps one of the best couples costumes making the rounds this year is the Bunmaker (man) and Bun in the Oven (woman). Too cute! Also hilarious are the Nut and Bolt, Bacon and Eggs, Plug and Socket, and Lock and Key sets.

Have fun partying down and be sure to take lots of pictures! A Happy Halloween and Hilarious Hijinx to all!